please judge book by it's cover...

Is there still anyone in this world that don't judge things by their look? If there IS, God help him. It's soooooo last year...
besides, that stupid phrase sure made me lose my cell phone, since I did think that some guys with tattoos on a bus have good and tender heart... stupid me.

this phrase also brought me to a very very very smart, hillarious -and sad as well- email, expressing what ladies think about handsome and ugly men... Read it, and blow your head off through the jokes...


Kalo COWOK GANTENG pendiem, cewek2 bilang : woooow, cool banget...
Kalo COWOK JELEK pendiem, cewek2 bilang : ih, kuperrrrr...

Kalo COWOK GANTENG jomblo, cewek2 bilang : pasti dia perfeksionis
Kalo COWOK JELEK jomblo, cewek2 bilang : udah jelas...gak laku!!!!

Kalo COWOK GANTENG berbuat jahat, cewek2 bilang : hey, nobody's perfect
Kalo COWOK JELEK berbuat jahat, cewek2 bilang : pantes...tampangnya aja kriminal

Kalo COWOK GANTENG nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman, cewek2 bilang : wuih, jantan!!
Kalo COWOK JELEK nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman, cewek2 bilang : pasti premannya temennya dia

Kalo COWOK GANTENG dapet cewek cantik, cewek2 bilang : klop! serasi banget!
Kalo COWOK JELEK dapet cewek cantik, cewek2 bilang : ih, pasti main dukun

Kalo COWOK GANTENG diputusin cewek, cewek2 bilang : jangan sedih, kan masih ada aku
Kalo COWOK JELEK diputusin cewek, cewek2 bilang : ..... [diam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk2 dari atas ke bwh]

Kalo COWOK GANTENG penyayang binatang, cewek2 bilang : perasaannya halus, penuh cinta kasih...
Kalo COWOK JELEK penyayang binatang, cewek2 bilang : sesama keluarga emang harus menyayangi

Kalo COWOK GANTENG bawa BMW, cewek2 bilang : matching!! keren luar dalem...
Kalo COWOK JELEK bawa BMW, cewek2 bilang : mas, majikannya mana??

Kalo COWOK GANTENG bersedih hati, cewek2 bilang : let me be your shoulder to cry on...
Kalo COWOK JELEK bersedih hati, cewek2 bilang : cengeng amat!!! laki bukan sih??

Kalo COWOK GANTENG baca ini, langsung ngaca sambil senyum2 kecil dan bilang 'life is beautiful'
Kalo COWOK JELEK baca ini, frustasi, ambil tali jemuran, trus teriak sekeras2nya 'hidup ini kejaaaam!!'



Wooo, wait... watch your head... here comes another part...

Tips buat yang merasa jelek :
THE BEAUTY IS UNDER THE SKIN [jadi cakep kalo udah ganti kulit]
maksudnya, perbaiki inner beauty anda.... itu kalo anda merasa sisi luar anda udah ancur dan gak ketolong lagi

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON [suka bapaknya, suka juga sama anaknya]
maksudnya, jangan salahin diri sendiri kalo jelek... salahin orang tua, karena jelek itu keturunan...

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE [yang bener boleh keluar]
maksudnya, kalo orang lain menilai anda jelek, jangan skeptis... penilaian manusia nggak selalu bener

DON'T JUDGE THE BOOK BY IT'S COVER [jangan menghukum buku karena dia meninggalkan koper]
maksudnya, jangan putus asa! nggak semua orang menilai manusia dari fisiknya...

THE RIGHT MEN IN THE WRONG PLACE [orang di sebelah kanan, salah tempat...]
maksudnya, cakep jelek itu lingkungan. bisa jadi di sini jelek, tapi di afrika jadi yang paling ganteng...

LOVE IS BLIND [pacarilah orang buta...]
maksudnya, cinta nggak memandang cakep atau jelek. nggak percaya? tanyain hal ini sama orang jelek...

Akhirnya, kalo anda sendiri merasa jelek, apalagi orang lain yang melihat anda??
Cakep itu emang relatif, tapi JELEK ITU MUTLAK!


Phew... that was fun... but ironic as well, since it really happens.
Believe me, those people won't waste time taking deeper look of you.
So, why do you have to join self-improvement seminars or bury yourself in self-help materials?? Buy some anti-ageing [do I write it rite?] creams, have some lipo-suctions, and get some face lift or even plastic surgery instead! People will always judge book by it's cover...